CABARET ARCIS PLACE 450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & ...
450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 532-4370. TUES: Robert Cucciloi, 9, $25 & $15 min. [through 4/29]
THE CARNEGIE CLUB
156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 957-9676. FRI & SAT: Cary Hoffman sings Sinatra classics from the 50s, 9:30 & 11, $20 & $15 min.
THE DUPLEX
61 Christopher St. (7th Ave), 255-5438. WEDS: Women Who Run with Scissors, 9, $9 [through 4/19] THURS: Butch It Up, 10, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 5/18].
DON'T TELL MAMA
343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 757-0788. or donttellmama.com. WEDS: Kane Alexander in "No Matter What Happens," 9, $15 & 2 drink min. FRI: Paul J. Williams, 9, $10 & 2 drink min. SAT: Poole Party, 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Simply Babara 2000, 11, $17 & 2 drink min.
FEZ
380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones), 533-2680. FRI-SUN: Kiki & Herb in "Playing for Time," 7:30, $12-$15.
FIREBIRD CAFE
365 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 957-2983. WEDS: Steve Ross, 8, $30 & $15 min.; Jack Donahue, 11, $20 & $15 min. THURS: Steve Ross, 9, $30 & $15 min. FRI & SAT: Steve Ross, 9 & 11, $30 & $15 min. SUN: Anne Tofflemire, 7, $20 & $15 min.; James Beaman, 9, $30 $ $15 min.
JUDY'S CHELSEA
169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 929-5410. THURS: Daniel Isengart in "Drama", 8:30. FRI: Miles Phillips, Julie Rayburn, 8:30. SAT: "In the Family" with Judy Kreston & David Lahm, 8:30. SUN: GLAMA Awards, 8:30. MON: "Leer Mondays" with the Lounge O Leers, 10; John Angrisani in "Life as Kramer," 8:30. TUES: Thayer in "Very Strange."
SAM'S
263 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Aves.), 719-5416. All shows free. WEDS-SAT: "Dream Street Cabaret" stars Ken Lundie & Dale Badway with piano accompaniment, 10:30 & 12:15 a.m.
THEATER EAST
211 E. 60th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 838-9090. 2 drink min. THURS: "Say It with Music," with the Simones, 8:30, $18 [through 4/30]. SAT: "Scandal on 60th St." variety show brings together vaudeville & burlesque themes of NYC during the 40s & 50s, 11:30, $10 & 2 drink min.
THE TRIAD
158 W. 72nd St. (B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 330-9349. FRI: Va Va Voom Room, a kaleidoscope of burlesque & vaudeville, stirs off B'way; 12, $10.
WEST BANK CAFE
407 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 695-6909. SAT: "Jamie DeRoy & Friends," benefits the Nick Springer Trust Fund & The Humane Society, 8:30, $20 & 1 drink min. [through 5/6].
WESTBETH THEATER
151 Bank St. (betw. West & Washington Sts.), 741-0391. MON: Doug Katsaros, known for doing the score for Fox's The Tick sings & performs "KatSaroSongs," 7 [through 4/17].