FREE INCOME TAX HELP
Assistance by IRS trained volunteers; American Bible Society, 1865 B'way (61st St.), 877-719-2221 to schedule appointment [through 4/17].
INTERNET & ELECTRONIC COMMERCE CONFERENCE & EXPOSITION
Panels, forums & seminars; Jacob Javits Center, 665 W. 34th St. (betw. 11th & 12th Aves.), 218-723-9130 or www.iec-expo.com; call for times & prices [repeats Thurs.].
WHITE TRASH MEMORABILIA
Lance Horenbein's photograph exhibit depicts redneck & stereotypical white-trash lifestyles; Tricia Collins Contemporary Art, 83 Grand St. (betw. Greene & Mercer Sts.), 226-1861; call for hours, free [through 3/4].
AUTOIMMUNITY: A WOMAN'S HEALTH ISSUE
Lupus, MS, Arthritis & other health conditions discussed at NYU Medical Center, 550 1st Ave. (31st St.), 263-8890; 5-7, free.
CLASSIC ROCK IMAGES
Photographer Elliott Landy, known for his pictures of 60s rock 'n' rollers, gives first NYC presentation. Slide show incl. photographs of Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix & Janis Joplin; The Sande Shurin Studio & Theater, 311 W. 43rd St., Su. 602 (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 262-6848 or www.landyvision.com; 7, $15, $12 st./s.c. [repeats Fri. & Sat. at 7, Sun. at 1].
FINE WINE & DINE AUCTION
Works on Paper annual auction benefits The American Diabetes Association; Tiffany Room at Park Ave. Armory, Park Ave. (67th St.), 725-4925 ext.3414; 6, $50-$100.
LIBRARY VOLUNTEERS NEEDED
Volunteer orientation for those wanting to help adults improve their English; Aguilar Branch Library, 174 E. 110th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 534-1613; 3-6, free.
QUENTIN CRISP MEMORIAL
Celebration feat. clips from home movies & John Hurt's tribute; the Great Hall at Cooper Union, 7 E. 7th St. (3rd Ave.), 254-0508 or www.quentincrisp.org, res. req.; 7, free.
IDES OF MARCH
Multimedia collaboration of video projects, installations, sculpture & paintings; ABC No Rio, 156 Rivington St. (betw. Suffolk & Clinton Sts.), 254-3697; opens Fri., call for times & price [through 3/24].
STEVE MADDEN SALE
Annual winter clearance, now until March 31; Three locations: 150 E. 86th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 426-0538; 540 B'way (betw. Prince & Spring Sts.), 343-1800; 2315 B'way (84th St.), 799-4221.
SINGLES UPBEAT SOIREE
Introductions, buffet, conversation & drinks; Penthouse at Sutton Pl. Suites, 300 E. 58th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 718-875-3878 res. req.; 9:30, $38 [repeats Sat.].
CONTRA & SQUARE DANCE
Beginners welcome, no partner needed, live music, wear soft-soled nonstreet shoes; Metropolitan Duane Church, 201 W. 13th St. (7th Ave.), 459-4080; 7:45, $11.
HEART OF SCREENPLAY COMPETITION
Austin's film festival seeks entries, categories incl. adult/mature, children/family & comedy. Deadline May 15 with $40 submission fee; 800-310-FEST or www.austinfilmfestival for info.
Month-long wine samplings. Today, Blue Water Grill's Chuck Simone joins Union Sq. Wine & Spirits for "Red Wine With Seafood" theme, 33 Union Sq. W. (betw. 16th & 17th Sts.), 675-8100; 2-5, free.
INFERTILITY & ADOPTION CONFERENCE 2000
Workshops on egg donation, alternative medicine, adoption & more; Grand Hyatt New York, Grand Central Sta., 42nd St. (Vanderbilt Ave.), 718-621-5083; 7:30 a.m.-5, $65.
The International Library of Poetry will award $58,000 in prizes. Contest is free, deadline is April. 30; 410-356-2000 or www.poetry.com for info.
Bi-monthly support group for sons & daughters of parents with Alzheimer's disease; 744-5022 ext.1205 for location & reg. info; 7:30, free.
FRIENDLY FRENCH CONVERSATION GROUP
Moderate & advanced French speakers gather to read & chat every Monday night at The Magic Carpet, 54 Carmine St. (betw. Bedford & Bleecker Sts.), 914-776-7723; 7-9, free.
WEEKLY STUDY GROUP: VOICES OF COLOR
Radical Women sponsor educational discussion with writer/activists from new anthology. Today, "Turning Rage Into Resistance"?snacks at 6:45, $3; Radical Women, 32 Union Sq. E., rm. 907 (16th St.), 677-7002; 7, free.
RICHARD ELLNER SCHOLARSHIP AUDITION
Broadway Dance Center's annual audition honors it's founder, must be 16-years old?bring resume, application & picture; Broadway Dance Center, 221 W. 57th St. (B'way), 582-9304 ext.25 or www.bwydance.com; 9 a.m.-12.
ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE
Beginners welcome, no partner needed, live music, wear soft-soled nonstreet shoes; Metropolitan Duane Church, 201 W. 13th St. (7th Ave.), 459-4080; 7, $10.