Nine "young urban men & women" perform poetry in interactive setting, feat. works by 19-year-old musician & writer Ah-Keisha McCants; New York Comedy Club, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233; Sun. at 7, Mon. at 8, $10 & 2 drink min.
Dutch performer Ana Montana combines theater, song & dance "in a mock sensual style," which sounds exactly like cabaret to me; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; Fri. at 10, $7.50.
Purple Organ's Pussy Puddle Party
Screamingly horny & fuzz-toned bassist/singer Doug Black (Purple Organ) leads "filthy wetness & spontaneous acts of sex" feat. Jonny McGovern (Dirty Stuff) & Quankmeyer Faergoalzia (Fun Wearing Underwear); Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Sat. at 12, $5 [through 7/29].
British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.
Dance, music & theater combine in "short, sweet acts" feat. Gabriella Barnstone, Ethan Lipton, Valerie Norman & Marnie Rice; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; 10, $10.