Bogus history, live painting, wiseguy pronouncements, & dancing girls come together (at last) in Dura Mater's new show at P.S. 122, 150 1st Ave. (9th St.), 477-5288; Thurs.-Sun. at 7:30, $15. [through 6/11].
MUSEUM OF EXPERIENCE
The Collective uses multimedia performance in this month's museum; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 254-5277; Sat. at 12, $5.
Part walking tour, part dance project, Ann Carlon shows you Chelsea like you've never seen it before; call The Kitchen at 255-5793 ext.11 or see "Dance" section for more info; Weds.-Sat. at 8 & 9, $15, $10 st.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DIVAS
Gecko, Audrey Crabtree, Patty Chang & others explore what it is to be a diva through song, video, comedy & improv; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 254-5277; Thus. at 10:10, $5.
British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 3 & 7, $24.50-$49.50.