LES angst meets teen sex comedy (finally) in Rob Mersola's latest & greatest; KGB Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. Bowery & 2nd Ave.), 212-777-6088; Fri. & Sat. at 10:30, $12 [through 6/10].
BEHIND THE MUZAK
Chicken Skratch returns with all new sketch comedy; The Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves), 212-363-9653; Fr. & Sat. at 7 & 9, $15.
CLAY ALLEN VS REV JEN
Find out what it means to wriggle, I mean, really wriggle; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; Weds. at 8, $3.
Do not miss Johnny McGovern's solid gold one-man show where gay pimp's, Blaxplotation diva's & trailer park princesses take over the body & soul of this one of a kind performer; 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 2nd fl. 212-673-4182 or www.GayPimp.com; Fri. at 8, $5.
FREE BREAD & WINE
Improv comedy from audience suggestion feat. the Brain Trust; St. Mark's Theater, 94 St. Mark's Place (1st Ave.), 212-387-2028; Sun. at 8, free [through 7/29]
A "gigundo expedition into deleriousness & tom quakery"; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-673-4182; Sat. at 12.
Patrick Borelli & Jen Kirkman's weekly night of stand-up, improv & sketch comedy for "NYC's Most Beautiful Performers" with new house band, The Disturbed; Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 718-832-3822; Thurs. at 8, free w/1 drink min.
Enjoy an encore performance of Johnny McGovern's "Shashta Oaks 3," a trailer park masterpiece where the spit hits the fan; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-673-4182 or www.surfreality.org; Fri. at 12, $6.
All women, all improv, all right; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-252-4036; Mon. at 7, $6 [through 6/26].
KILLING ALEXANDER HAMILTON
Cutting edge sketch comedy Second City style; Gotham City Theater, 158 W. 23rd. St. (betw. 6th & 7th), 212-367-8222; Fri. at 8, $5.
THE MAGIC BOX
Third Base Comedy Project pres. an evening of sketch comedy; New York Comedy Club, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-626-5233; Thurs. at 7, $8 & 2 drink min. [through 6/15]
"Group captain" improv feat. special appearances by downtown favs.; Parkside Lounge, 317 E. Houston St. (Attorney St.) 800-246-1390; Mon. at 8:30, contrib.
PLAY IT BY EAR
Improv opera ensemble collaborates with audience for their "In The Moment" theme; the Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-330-7790; Sat. at 8, $12, $8 st.
RITCH DUNCAN: ALL ALONE, NO HORSE
One-man show of comedy, videos & topless women; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; Fri. & Sat. at 10, $8.
TALES FROM THE DURKSIDE
David Durkin's no hold's barred one-man show; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St., 2nd fl. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Fri. at 8, free.
UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE
A plethora of events from some of the strangest, yet sanest, people around. Sean Conroy's one-man humorous look at teaching, "Taught," (Weds. at 8) followed by "Tracers" (9:30); "Herald Night" double feature (Thurs. at 8 & 9:30) & "Cage Match" (11); Friday, "Naked Babies in Emotional Stuntmen" (8); Rich Brown (Fri. at 10); Open improv jam (Fri. at 12 a.m.); "Mobile Assault Unit" (Sat. at 8); "The Real Real World," skits MTV too fraidy-cat to air (Sat. at 10), "Feature Feature," improvised movies, (Sat. at 11:30); "A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T. 2000" long-form improv show is still running (Sun. at 7:30 & 9:30, free); "Eddie!," the one-man show runs (Tues. at 7); Students of UCB get a chance to practice in "New Team Harold" (Tues. at 9:30); Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176 or www.uprightcitizens.org for info; most performances $5.