10 Lincoln Center Plaza, B'way (64th St.), 875-5030. WEDS: Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival pres. "A Gala Evening with Joy Behar & Janeane Garofalo," hosted by Beverly D'Angelo. Phyllis Diller will receive lifetime achievement award for her contributions to comedy, 8, $30-$50.
172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 330-8611. SAT: TV Head, 12 a.m., $5 [through 11/20].
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 757-4100. Also see "Family." WEDS: Robert Klein, Stephen Lynch. THURS & FRI: Jim Breuer, Gerald Kelly. SAT: Jim Breuer. SUN: Jim Breuer, Comedy Coutour. MON: New talent night. TUES: Hot 97s Fat Tuesday with Fat Man Scoop & DJ Enuff.
117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 254-3480. Fri shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 + 2 drink min.; Sun-Thurs, one continuous show from 9-2, $5 + 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Mitch Fatel, Greer Barnes, Dave Attell, Macio, Godfry. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Wanda Sykes, Kyle Dunnigan, Dave Attell, Godfry, Modi.
COMIC STRIP LIVE
1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival pres. Julie Barr, Sunda Croonquist, Becky Donohue, Debi Gutierrez, Jackie Kashian, Tracey Esposito & Kerri Louise. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampert, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz, free. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunningan, D.C. Benny, Wanda Sykes-Hall.
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 593-1650. Fri shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun-Thurs, shows at 8:45, $12.50. WEDS-SUN: Joie Mulligan, Ben Creed, Andres Fernandez, Jim Norton, Quentin Heggs, Nancy Redman. MON & TUES: Jim McCue, Justin McKinney, Vic DiBetteto, Gregory Carrey, Ben Creed, Nancy Redman.
7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 545-8000 or 718-832-3822. Also see "Improv." THURS: Host Patrick Borelli, 8, free.
GLADY'S COMEDY CLUB
145 W. 45th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 832-1762. FRI: Jim Gaffigan, Warren Holstein, Carolyn May, Julius Sharpe, Brett Duggan, Mike Singer & Gladys, 8, $12 + $10 min., half off for mentioning NYPress.
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 367-9000. Also See "Improv." Weds. & Thurs., Sun.-Tues. shows at 8:30 & 2 drink min., $8. Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $12 & 2 drink min. THURS: Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival hosts panel, "Women's Roles in Comedy," moderated by Lizz Winstead, 12, free; "Monday Night Madness on Thursday" with Angela LeGrecca, Kristine Zbornik, Dana Eagle, Cory Kahaney, Sue Kolinsky & Chris Rich. FRI: "The Business of Show for a Women," part of Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival, 2 free. SAT: Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival pres. Wanda Kykes & Sue Murphy. SUN: Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival. MON: Lost Cat Sketch Comedy troupe, 8:30, $4 & 2 drink min.; TUES: New talent showcase.
STAND-UP NEW YORK
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 595-0850. Weds.-Thurs., Sun.-Tues. shows at 7 & 9. Fri. shows at 7, 9, 11:30. Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12:15, all shows $12. WEDS: Julie Barr hosts night with Debi Gutierrez, Carie Karavas, Jackie Kashian, Jen Kirwin, Lynn Koplitz & Marla Schultz, part of Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival, 9, $7. FRI & SAT: Jim David, Todd Barry, Jonh Bush & Marshalls' Women in Comedy Festival.