STAND-UP COMEDY COMEDY CELLAR 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & ...

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com. Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Nick DiPoalo, Dave Attell, Greg Giraldo, Robert Kelly, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Wanda Sykes, Greer Barnes, Mitch Fatel, Robert Kelly, Godfrey.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: MC William Stephenson, Ray Ellin, Lenny Marcus, Marla Schultz. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampert, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunnigan, D.C. Benny, Wanda SykesHall.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show starting at 8:45, $12.50. No min. WEDS-SUN: Tom Papa, Richie Byrne, John Rizzo, Nancy Redman, Justin McKinney, Vic Dibitetto. MON & TUES: Al Ducharme, Quentin Heggs, Nancy Redman, Andres Fernandez, Carrie karavas, Justin McKinney.

EUREKA JOE'S

168 5th Ave. (betw. 21st & 22nd Sts.), 718-830-0555. TUES: Festival Of Laughter, hosted by Liam McEneaney, feat. Chris Regan, Chris Deluca & Bryan Tucker, 9, free.

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 367-9000. Shows Thurs. at 8:30, Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30. WEDS: Robert Klein. THURS: Comedy Salsa. FRI-SAT: Mitch Fatel, Wali Collins, David J. Nash.

NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB

241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 696-5233. WEDS & SUN-TUES: Measure for Measure, 8, $15.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 595-0850. FRI & SAT: Spanky "Campus Comic of the Year" w/Lisa Lampanelli, Kevin Brennan, Vic DiBetetto, 8:30, $12. SUN: Latino Showcase.